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The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.
Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?
Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
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the art of knowing something that you absolutley obviously know nothing about. ie i got a guy that want's a mastacater pump. and also the art of designing stuff that you don't know about either.
hey i weant to do the dean to your mom.
hey i know about stuff but i don't really
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dean is the type of person to deal out math homework like no one ever has. he stands and walks as if he were superior to everyone around him, but we don't complain (because he's fucking god on earth). dean's smile lights up the darkest of rooms, and his homework always puts answers on other student's papers. dean is not only an outstanding student, but also maintains a HUGE penis to slap down any man coming his way. his balls are made of steel, and he can conquer any task given. we ALL love dean. no excuses. (he may also own a meme account).
"did you see dean over there?"
"yeah, tell him to send the math homework"
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a cute kid, usually short in stature. he uses sarcasm way to much and cannot stay serious for more than an hour maximum. usually funny, but over the years looses their fo'shizzle as maturity starts to overcome them. has dance moves, way way to cool for the d floor and probably should not bring them out into public. even though sometimes, he can be a bit nasty with his sarcasm and shit jokes, that you dont no if there serious or not, a dean is an amazing person, who any girl would be lucky be with because dean is one of the sweetest guys you could meet and one that youd be stupid to let go off.
girl 1: look at that kid skating, he looks cute
girl 2: oh yeah, thats dean, of course hed look cute ;)
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Dean
a.) true Dean's are -honest, kind, loving and generous. Any Dean who does not act in these ways is an imposter or should have been named differently.
b.)Tall gorgeous gentlemen who treat women respectfully. Adventurous and does amazing things for others. Usually have amazing wives & kids.
c.)Dean's reflect awesomeness. If not, it's a sad case of the wanna-be-a-dean.
Dude#1: That guy is a jerk.
Dude#2: What's his name?
Dude#1: I think it's Dean.
Dude#2: Nope. Dean's are awesome. Can't be Dean.
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1. Alternate spelling for "Dean"
2. Someone with a huge penis
3. A extremely sexy bastard
"That guy Deane is so f**** hot!!! And you should see the size of his penis!"
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