Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

Dirty Deeks

To watch someone masturbate to a climax, then start fucking them mid-orgasm.

I was cumming so hard then he Dirty Deeks me and I couldn't stop orgasming