Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

Beat it and delete it

When you beat a game and then delete it.
Typically for when a game has 0 deployability.

Hey I just beat the last of us, its such a beat it and delete it game

delete-gate

(verb) To delegate and delete a task that was emailed to you, absolving yourself of any future responsibility related to said task.

Co-worker: "Did you finish formatting that new TPS report cover sheet I emailed you about?"

You: "I delete-gated it to Mike. You better ask him."

Deleted Intelligence

The content in a line of comments that makes no sense because someone deleted the comment above.

"What's she mean by that?"

"I think it made sense earlier, but she's got deleted intelligence."

delete myself

Commit die

Well guys im going to delete myself so long

recommend for deletion

The most popular type of revenge towards others on this site. An abused part of this website.

Whenever someone Psycho Bitch doesn't like posts something, even not about her, she deletes it. Yet she does the same and is angry when they delete hers.

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skeet and delete

The art of using a girl for a single night of sexual intercourse and then never contacting or speaking to that particular broad again. Similar terms are smash and dash, boom and zoom, hit and quit, etc.

“Hey Johnny, are you still with that girl?” “Nah man, I had to just skeet and delete.”

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