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Suspendisse Delusion

An internal mental fear that a person you’re in love with might be a different biological sex then they appear to be or claim to be.

This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.

Michael: Hey Jack, you know Nancy?
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?

Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...

Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.

by The Random Dictioneer May 19, 2020


smell-delusion

When Addy smells something that isn't there.

Addy has frequents smell-delusions, #delusionalnose

by pPenix October 24, 2017


Granbiose Delusions

1) Delusions of inflated worth to the fashion world;
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing

His Granbiose Delusions were again evident when he stated "as a longstanding advocate of the Gentleman's Brogue, I'm dismayed to see every sap on the high street tap-dancing around in my once exclusive finery".

by Andre 1000 February 17, 2009


Sophisticated Brit Delusion

When a non-British person deludes himself/herself and thinks that all British people are nice and sophisticated which is really not true most of the time. There's rude and uncultured people everywhere, no matter what nationality you are.

American: Sometimes the people over here in the U.S. are so rude. I just wonder what it's like living in the U.K. where people are a lot nicer.

British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019


deluser

Delusional loser.

Ever the deluser, Trump moaned, "I am treated worse than Abraham Lincoln", unaware that Lincoln had been shot in the head by an assassin.

by Monkey's Dad May 4, 2020


after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d October 1, 2013


Team Delusive

Team Delusive is a phrase used to bully discord teams for focusing on discord.

Haha look at that team, it looks like team delusive

by Indiana jonesj June 25, 2021