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Also known as jeans...but not ordinary jeans. Denim shackles usually appear while having sex standing up and your pants are around your ankles, binding you much like leg shackles.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was about to bone my girlfriend when I tripped over these denim shackles and she was like 'there is no way'."
Guy 2: "Dude, that blows!"
When your wearing jeans and the seam presses against your cooter in just the right way
These jeans give me major denim pleasure
Denim shorts which are shorter than daisy dukes. They're so short, they munch your own carpet.
Janice: Wow Stacy, I like your shorts! Are they daisy dukes?
Stacy: Thanks! No, they're denim dipers. I got them second hand from my niece!
When a girl is wearing a pair of pants that are obviously a size too big. Spotting them is quite easy. if their butt cheeks do not fill the capacity of the jean, that is some stretched denim
"I'm Angry!"
"Why?"
"That girl could have a nice looking behind but she's wearing some Stretched Denim."
Another word for jeans, to get around office dress codes.
These aren't jeans, they're dress denims!
When you can see the shape of a dudes genitalia through his jeans.
Yo, check out that dudes denim meat!
You can SO see Chad's denim meat right now!
When you don't got time to take your jeans off to have sex, some of the after math stains your denim jeans. Usually appears 20-30 minutes after finishing.
Should I take my jeans off?? I don't want denim cheese later
You can't walk into the club with denim cheese
Your GF will know what you did after seeing that denim cheese
Waiter! I need some club soda for this denim cheese
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