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An elderly semi retired male who still thinks he's 21 and party's like it's 1999. Outdoes most of his peers and is notoriously good at pulling younger women. A bit of a legend
Did you see that bird the dancing Dentist pulled last night. She was mint
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The act of taking a partner from behind and at moment of climax taking a toothbrush that you have inserted into your ass and brushing there teeth with the shit covered brush.
watch out for the Bangkok dentist
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When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum.
Guy: What did you do last night?
Girl: I went to SAE.
Guy: How'd that go?
Girl: I got roofied and when I came to, a guy had his dick in my mouth brushing my teeth with his cum and his dick.
Guy: Wow thats fucked up.
Girl: yeah, I apparently got a russian dentist because it is written on my forehead.
Guy: That's why they are called Sexual Assault Expected.
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when a girl uses a mans jiz to brush her teeth.. 4 out of 5 dentist prefer colgate, the fifth prefers jiz
i just used this mans 5th dentist for toothpaste
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when you floss your teeth with someones butthole hairs
no, those arent chocolate chips in my teeth, i just got back from the dingleberry dentist
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- what time is it, Dad!
- dentist time!
- what?
- 2.30, tooth hurty - dentist time! Get it!
- *groan* that's weak!
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Go down on a girl, and right before she comes, smash her teeth in with a mallet.
Julie needs headgear after last night's Angry Dentist.
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