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1.pseudoscientific argument from incredibility, presented as a counter to evolutionary theory.
"I don't understand how this could have happened naturally; therefore, God did it. - Stand argument for Intelligent design.
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The designated drunk helps to occupy the police while his buddies drive away.
A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."
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Advocated by the Christian right, a "scientific" theory proposing that the gaps in the darwinian theory of evolution can only be explained by the existance of a supreme being, and thus should be taught in public schools.
complete bullshit.
"The school board voted on intelligent design."
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A commercial brand of mineral water, often served or sold under pretentious circumstances or marketing and/or at exorbitant cost.
I went to the cocktail bar with the guys, but as I was drivin' I had to sip designer water all evening.
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A baby that has been dripped out in designer clothes
That designer baby's chain is so icy!
Bioequalist design is a scientific bioequalist argument that advocates similar life forms share similar characteristics, mainly related to intelligent life forms. Bioequalist design advocates that intelligent life forms tend to share similar body shape and similar behavior and social and cultural characteristics. Same way apply for animals and species for other planets who tend to be similar to species for other planets.
"Bioequalist design might help us a lot to search for aliens and spiritual beings, since it recognizes that they might look like humans and behave like humans on social, cultural, technological and spiritual ways."
"Bioequalist design advocates that humanoid form (two arms, two legs, a chest and a head) is the common form of intelligent life forms, even both having different forms of evolution."
"Bioequalist design also advocates the same way it apply to intelligent life forms, it also apply for other animals and plants as a whole."
A high traversing all the daylight hours and crossing into the dark, that has intentionally defined progression of stages marked by the drugs that shape their high. One must skillfully interweave hallucinogens, stimulants, alcohol, and cannabis without ever getting sloppy, falling asleep, or having any lack.
Our all day trip in Arizona was a great example of high by design….