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This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.
Also known as an e-cig, electronic cigarette, technofogger and vaporette.
It is a battery powered device that emits a flavored fog containing nicotine (if the user prefers it) when inhaled. It is an alternative to real cigarettes, and contains no tobacco, tar, or the thousands of chemicals in tobacco smoke. It also produces no second hand smoke which makes it legal to smoke in most establishments.
The device uses a liquid to produce the fog. The liquid consists of pharmaceutical grade Propylene Glycol, flavorings, and nicotine. Nicotine amounts are typically available in ranges of 0-36mg per ml. A small amount of users will experience an allergic reaction to PG and should discontinue use if symptoms appear. Care should be taken to keep the liquid out of reach of children and/or pets as nicotine is a poison.
The personal vaporising device comes in various models and colors, most of which are similar to the size of actual cigarettes and cigars.
Although the words E-Cig and E-Cigarette are commonly used, they are not the best terms to describe the device.
I don't need tobacco when I can vape with my personal vaporising device.
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an article of clothing.
prevents, does not stop.
comes off easier with alcohol.
"i'm going to go put my nudity prevention devices in the dryer, dude. I'll be back in a minute."
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Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.
Intel's archrival
Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.
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A jug.
You understand?
Just a jug.
IT'S A FUCKING JUG!
<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!
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A comedic pseudonym used within engineering circles for a hammer. It is normally used in the context of taking a brute force approach once other avenues have been exhausted.
It is often used with the term "percussive tuning"
I was working at this problem for days and then I decided to use the fine adjustment device.
A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.
Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"
Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"
Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"
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