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well its a scene persons bees knees and they obsess with drawind diamonds and also wearing them=)
_kirby_
KirbyKilljoy:zomg babe that diamond is the sexx&&the shagg
CatieCatastrophey:I know niguh its the sexx!
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The most beautiful rock on earth which is available in a variety of colors each being more beautiful than the next. It has a hardness scale of a 10 and stays hard forever so try to compare that to your guy!
A dog is man's best friend. Diamonds are a girls best friend.
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Likes to bust into rooms. Only memorable quality is the fact that her real name sounds like a stripper. At first she seems nice, next thing you know you got a tiny dick and you're gay. Grammar Nazi. Sucks at stretching contests. Likes to call people loser, only to hang out with them. Also is a grammar Nazi. Good taste in humor. No boundaries. Part time drummer, full time bitch. Claims to be the devil, to be fair she does put the horn in horny. Moans constantly... surprisingly less annoying than her real voice. Honks like a goose, one of her best qualities.
Diamond: "MUURRR."
Diamond: "DUUURRR."
Diamond: "Me. Please."
Diamond: " I want that good salami dick. STAT."
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an Hard rock that is very common
in Africa, yet they sell for alot
and if given to a girl she will practically be your Sex slave
Guy:i went to africa to get you this!
i found it everywhere
*truck comes in with 300 pounds of diamonds
Girl:ok im your sex slave
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a stone that shines in a goat's ass
"You'll shine brighter than a diamond in a goat's ass!" yelled Coach Bill.
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Another word for bellend. Often used around public places so that it does not offend others.
*Laura falls into a cupboard*
Sheree: You're such a diamond!!!
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a good gift to get girls to do whatever u want them too/ a girls best friend
Bob: here's a diamond ring. *opens box*
Scarlette: OK, ill have sex with u now...
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