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Like Karen’s want to speak to the manager, Diane’s are a more relaxed middle-aged middle class woman, Diane’s enjoy drinking wine and work gossip and school-ground parent gossip, Diane’s meet at the diet club (weight watchers usually) and usually do aerobics and Pilates, Diane’s are usually frugal with money, look down at the poorer classes, and they usually think their offspring is smarter than anyone else and usually sends them to after school club, Diane’s are well off but not private school rich. Diane’s usually enjoy trying to be modern they try iPhones and all the latest fads and trends like dehydrated frying equipment etc
Diane lost 2 pounds at weightwatchers this week so she celebrated with a glass of wine at the local wine bar while her offspring attended drama club.
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When the girl orgasms by watching her guy blow a load into another girl.
Did you hear about Dirty Diane. She loves it when her man fucks another girl especially if he cums inside her.
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a philandering whore of a wife or the act of philandering as a whore wife
my wife diane laned my neighbor
did you just call my wife diane lane?
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To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.
Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.
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my lover, the father/mother of my children
look tyler, its's diane the man!!!!!, your lover.
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a woman who thanks god everynight that god gave her a man that she could have great sex with that she always wanted that.... and than 2 years later laughs at god and asks him to take her lust away and doesn’t care that god’s thinking ungratefull little bitch.. your really praying my blessings away.. granted he’s gone
my wife used to make fun of women that withheld sex from there husbands than she got diane lust
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When you take an extremely watery shit that smells so foul like death escaped your ass
I had Chipotle earlier today I hope I don't take a Diane in my pants tonight
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