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Tiny Dick Syndrome, more commonly know as TDS, is a disease afflicting thousands of male adolescents and adults each year. Though the main symptom of this horrible disease is an abnormally small penis, it can also be characterized through excessive pussiness, such as an extreme amount of whining or lacking any masculine characteristics. If you witness one or more of these other symptoms, it is very likely that you may have contracted TDS: lack of will to go out on Friday and Saturday nights, going to bed early when your friends are engaging in fun activities, drinking less than 4 alcoholic drinks on a Friday night, or playing the flute for your university's band.
Jeremy: Ben, I'm afraid our patient, Trevor, has one of the worst cases of Tiny Dick Syndrome I've ever seen.
Ben: Get him 6 shots of Vlad, stat!
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A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.
He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.
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inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders little dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dick genes
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with little dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly
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One with Little Dick Syndrome compensates for shortcomings by attacking those more successful than them. If your dick is two inches longer than someone effected by the disease they will try to chop two inches off yours to level the playing field. LDS effects all walks of life aswell, not just dick size. If you have a better looking girlfriend than someone with LDS they will say she's a slut, she's dumb, or she has herpes in an attempt to chop inches off your dick and make themselves look better. If you lift more weight in the gym than someone affected by LDS they will say your on steroids and use bad form. If you drive a nicer car than someone with LDS they will say it's a peice of shit, the rims are ugly, that the model is underpowered. LDS sufferers love to drive big V8s to compensate for little dick sizes ex, lifted trucks mustangs
-Tims a fag he's never got anything good to say about anyone but himself. - Yeah kid has Little Dick Syndrome .
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When your dick gets shy because you're too high.
Gab: Why is your dick soft
Nicko: I Just smoked
Gab: You got shy dick syndrome again????
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What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.
Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.
Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.
That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.
Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.
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A state in which a female feels that she must reinact the movie "Lake Placid" during oral sex, or, if you are so fuckwildly stupid that you need a less vague description, she goes cock eating monster on that unlucky SOB and just tears the upper half of his sexy stick in half... Pretty painful, just like watch the movie "Lake Placid".
"Yessaday, me and Juleeee was wachin' that er Lack Plasad, and she done bite a niggaz dick off."
"Niggabitch done pulled a PDS, o' Placid Dick Syndrome, it hurt likes a bitch."
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