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When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
When a woman sucks off a dirty sweaty man she gets oral dick cheese..
I gave that girl Becky some of my oral dick cheese
When seven guys all put their extremely cheesy cocks on some dough and sauce
Damn I could really go for a nice dick cheese pizza right now ughh zaddy
cheese wiz put on penis after porno party and not washed off. If used as a prank, put on peice of toast and give to friend and say its cheese toast OR semen left on penis after masturbating or sex and not washed off
Hey dude, i have some toast for you, it's cheese toast....mmmmmm! OR ewwww honey, wash that dick cheese off!!
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A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno
You ate my asian dick cheese that's not cottage cheese you filthy fuck
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A Dick Cheese Pirate is one who deeply enjoys pirating dick cheese for their own personal use
guy1: what is cody doing?
guy2: being a greasy dick-cheese pirate.
guy1: figures...
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When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself
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