Diddly Do

A girl that you would fuck or "do".

That new Tina chick at our school is pretty hot, I'd say she's a diddly do.

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diddly squat

it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)

As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.

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p diddly

when you are p diddy and you act p diddly

Guy 1: Hey bro!
Guy 2: Hey, you lookin' p diddly

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diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

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Screaming Diddlies

The sound made when violently excreting fluid from the anus into a toilet; a condition encountered when one has diarrhea.

"After I got home from eating at the new Mexican restaurant downtown, I had to run to the bathroom because I came down with a case of the screaming diddlies!"

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Diddly Drunk

A chick that you would fuck or "do" only under the influence.

"I'm thinking that Jessica chick is a Diddly Do." "Hmm. Only after a couple drinks.. a Diddly Drunk I'd say."

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Diddly squat

Nothing

"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour

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