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A term used to describe the cosmopolitan homosexual who lives on a diet of cigarettes, Diet Coke and skinny jeans.
Created by a Warrington residing curly haired Malbora Red Smoker.
"Hey Diet/trash! I've seen you on myspace, I love your jeans!"
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Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.
Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(
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Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.
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The act of losing a visible amount of weight due to a hard drug habit, usu. cocaine. Derived from the act of celebrities doing this and becoming unnaturally skinny in a short period of time.
"Lindsey Lohan was so cute until she started on the Hollywood Diet"
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Based off of the eating habits of the character known as L from the show Death Note the L diet is when one eats almost exclusively candy and pastries. People on the L diet may or may not eat straight sugar, tea, coffee, or normal food with a high carbohydrate content. This diet is popular among toddlers and bachelors.
Wanna have some salad?
No thanks, I'm on the L diet.
When you lose a significant amount of weight after only drinking your tears at the loss of a relationship.
Girl 1: have you seen Josh lately?
Girl 2: yeah he's lost a lot of weight.
Girl 1: that's the breakup diet for ya...
When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they really are.
Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”