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Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.
Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.
To smack a rubix cube on your forehead.
While massaging your mayo containers.
OMG Dinger Danger!
A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.
Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!
When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.
Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.
Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.
Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
Time to do dingers (cocaine)
also called DT to be secretive
guy one: "DT?"
guy two: "bedroom?"
guy one: "ight"
guy three: "wtf?"
guy one: "dinger time"
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The act of defecating on another persons chest in front of an audience. This usually happens during sex.
Last night's party was kind of dull until Evan gave Julianne a pilsbury dinger.
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