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Dinowilliam's Disease is a non-contagious disease that occurs when someone is "whipped without having a female lover", as quoted by Prof of Commerce, Philip Phung, Melbourne University.
In short, this refers to someone who DOES NOT have a girlfriend, but still contains the symptoms associated with being whipped.
The following includes but is not limited to some of the symptoms:
- Messaging all the group chats (whether it be the basketball group chat, tennis group chat, etc, but does so to get info on girls as opposed to actually socialize)
- Throws 6 million parties despite being in woop woop so no one can actually get to his house
- Ditching your friends on your Eng Lang table
Daquan: Yo, this nigger William doesn't talk in our group chat anymore! Wtf is he doing Bruh
Rajesh: OnGod, this nigga be tripping, he must have Dinowilliams disease
A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.
Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.
Sanjaysmoo Disease is when you're born Vietnamese and are a simp. Sanjaysmoo Disease causes you to climb to the top of trees and scream at the top of your lungs, "All Woman Are Right". It is a rare condition and only 8 people have been diagnosed with this extremely rare and deadly disease. This person is the biggest simp and does things only for pussy, but never gets it. All people with this disease die a virgin, usually at the age of 25.
I think I might have Sanjaysmoo Disease because I have the urge to climb that tree and tell the world that all woman are right
A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.
Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.
I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.
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Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...
Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."
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The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in people who are prone to whining, a full out cry baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!
Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.
Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.
Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!
Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease
Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet
Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!
Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave
Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!
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The Hanahaki disease is a fictional disease that makes you throw up flowers or flower petals. There is no chosen flower type, it only depends on the victim's favorite color or type of flower. It starts with someone loving another person but, The other person already loves someone. Then the victim starts to throw up, the victim expecting barf, but no. It's flower petals or flowers. The flowers and petals stay in the victim's lungs until the crush says they love them. But if the crush does not say they love the victim in time, The victims lungs will fill up with more flowers and petals until they suffocate and die.
I ran home. Covering my mouth, I unlocked the door and tried to run to the upstairs bathroom. But I started coughing a lot. I knew I had to clean my barf up. I opened my mouth and closed my eyes. I felt something touching my hands lightly. I opened my eyes and noticed it was a single flower and flower petal swirling in my blood. This was the fifth time this month. The Hanahaki Disease... I suddenly dropped to the floor and started choking. There was no one in the house. I felt my lungs filling up with flowers and flower petals. My vision got blurry and I had a vision of my crush. 'heh, who said love couldn't kill?' I said slightly. My eyes closed slowly. 'I love you.' I whispered slightly.
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