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A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.
Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.
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When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher
"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"
"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"
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What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.
Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.
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WOMAN!!!
man:GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
human dishwasher: i have rights too
man: *mutters* i made the chain too long
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railing your bitch with soap (usually bar)
after she wash the dishes, i soap the dishwasher
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When you fuck a girl in her ass, then you mouth fuck her as she sucks your dick clean.
What the fuck, my dick has shit on it! Get ready for a Russian Dishwasher, Bitch!
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A fetish for people that do dishes, mostly women.
I have a dishwasher-fetish
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