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Takin from the word spensas.
meaning sorry,my bad, or forgive me?
sadie:did you save me sum tacos?
jorge:i kinda sorta-ish ate them all.
dispense me??
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A person that works for the goverment that gives you a load of "red tape" to cut through. Higher levels include "Family Pack of Tape" and "Office Depot"
"Hey Bob you taking those plans to zoning?"
"Yeah"
"Watch out for those tape dispensers"
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Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...
guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
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Any kind of automatic weapon which fired bullets, rounds, or shells. Has it's origin in a game of Halo when a player referred to a Banshee as a Plane, (which is a much more litteral word to describe it), and as a mocking taunt, AcrazyMoomoo (D. Witchley) began calling automatic guns "High Speed Bullet Dispensers".
"Load your high speed bullet dispenser and get ready to fight!"
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The human penis
She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.
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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?
No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?
No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.