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The Pokemon with the most fucked up back story in the game. Dittos begin life in a laboratory as a failed attempt to create Mewtwo so they are already fucked up to begin with. Then they are discarded into the wild and are shunned by other Pokemon for being different until the day comes when a juvenile delinquent wearing a baseball cap uses one of his pets to paralyze and beat Ditto within an inch of its life and forced into a ball. Only to be taken to a "daycare" and forced to have sex repeatedly with other Pokemon until it produces an egg. The egg is then taken and Ditto is then forced to endure the same cycle over and over again.
I cought a Ditto yesterday. So I took it to the "daycare" and had Charizard, Dragonair, Eevee, Arcanine, and Onix run a train on it for some eggs
Meaning 'Same."
"I don't know what to do for the essay!!" Exclaimed John.
'Ditto." Said Jane
Somone that copies someone like the Pokémon ditto, That can turn itself into other pokémons. Therefore its name.
Benjamin: uk Mike bought the same shoes as me and started to sag his jeans like mine.
Jonathan: Hes a ditto.
The best Pokemon EVER!! It's so cute and fluffy, and you can hug it like a freaking plushie, it's just freaking so cuteeeee, and its even better when it's shiny!!!! If you ever get a Ditto, you can always tranfer it to me via my friend code: LZEVLXZYSBMC
Person One: Oh, yay! I caught a Ditto!
Person Two: Really? Can I have it?
Person One: No.
When you call someone an idiot or stupid
Human 1: I dont know what to do...
Human 2: ARE U AN DITTO
who the fuck says ditto it is 2021
chad:I just took the fattest shit
Brad: ditto