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A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the cut off handle end of a wiffle ball bat, while their friends count as 'one-one thousand', etc. Next, the hitter must crouch down and spin one time around for each count of their drinking time, with their forehead placed on the mouthpiece end of the bat, the other end resting on the top of one foot. Upon completion of the determined number of rotations, the pitcher crushes the empty beer can and then pitches it to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again. A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators. Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all, although this is likely an indication that they are not really giving it their all. In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.
If we're going to play dizzy bat right here, we are definitely going to need some spotters.
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When I'd lay my life down for you in a heart beat. When you frustrate and anger me and yet I can't stand to spend a second away from you. When the thought of losing you makes me realize how much I don't want to spend this year without you. When you challenge me to be smarter,wittier, and stronger than anyone else ever has tried to make me. When hearing your name makes me smile. When sitting and doing nothing with you makes me happy. When I can't understand how i even thought It would be easier apart. When I know that I'm making the right choice. When the means truly justifies the end.
Ozzy. I truly am in dizzy love with you.
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When your dick won't stay hard with a condom on.
Her: Why you keep going limp?
Him: It's this damn condom you're making me where. It's too tight and it's giving me a dizzy mummy.
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1. Crazy, PMSing all the time, teenage girl.
2. Term of endearment between yo bros.
1. That chick is a DIZZY bitch, stay AWAY!
2. What up, my dizzy bitch?
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Man runs around in circles till he becomes dizzy, once he is dizzy he pecks around the woman’s vagina with his dick till he finds the feeding hole.
The man played dizzy chicken with his wife. He was very sore afterwards.
When nearing the end of a wank you start spinning round really quickly, jiz flies off in random directions, then you fall over due to the dizziness - you might land in it, you might not.
Friend: what is that in your hair?
Me: probably some cum...just had a dizzy jizzy.
Dizzy dancing is when you double dose cold medicine with a group of friends and perform physical activities. Last one standing wins.
"Hey Ted want to get some friends together and go Dizzy Dancing?"
"Sure, what did you have in mind?"
"Baseball. Meet me at the park in an hour. Don't forget the cold medicine."