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domestic rice

A term for a American brand car that has been modified with parts that have no relavance to upgrading the performance of the car.

Look at that fucking domestic rice mobile Cavalier, what does he think he's driving? A Civic?

by Chinaman Mao May 4, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


domestic overseers

Synonymous with "parents", as defined by Stewie Griffin

"It seems the domestic overseers are plotting against me" -Stewie Griffin

by SMjdawg13 January 2, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.

Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.

by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011


Domestic Shorthair

Shorthaired lesbian who is skilled in domestic skills

Hanna Hart from my drunk kitchen is a dreamy domestic shorthair

by Fruitandcheesebat February 18, 2019


Domestic deafness

A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!

Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?

Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"

Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"

Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home

by Shellruby December 30, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Domestic Terrorism

When a friend stays with your family or hangs out with them while you are not there.

Lauren: Hey, where's Livvy this weekend?

Josie: Hanging out with my parents.

Lauren: Total Domestic Terrorism.

by Oedama August 30, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Domestic Terrorist

Anyone you're living with who won't let you sleep, give you privacy, makes too much noise, tries to throw cock blocks when you have someone you're interested in over, borrows your clothes without asking, takes up too much time in the bathroom, has their obnoxious friends over too much and is basically a pain in the ass to live with. These people are usually not right in the head or have a substance abuse issue or is just plain old inconsiderate. Any intolerable child.

My roomate makes too much noise when I'm trying to sleep. She's a domestic terrorist.
Dennise is a domestic terrorist. She tries to wear my sexy underwear and tries to steal my boyfriends.
I won't babysit that loud-ass kid. He's a domestic terrorist.
My husband always has the TV up too loud. He's a domestic terrorist.
I had to break up with Danny because he'd get drunk at night and do a bunch of noisy and obnoxious shit so I couldn't sleep. He is a domestic terrorist.

by MadamexXx February 9, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž