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Guy 1:HURR DURR FURRRRRR
Guy 2:....Your a doof.
Guy 1:DERR HURR DURR FURRRRR
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Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.
After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.
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A guy who works in retail merchandising. His job is to detail the showroom and make it look fabulous. Comes from the british word poof but with a 'D' for detail.
Hey Jimmy, that guy fluffing those pillows over there is a right doof!
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"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.
Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof
"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."
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The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.
Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.
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A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.