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While you and your partner have sex, your girl bends her legs over her body, revealing her vagina, and then you stick it in and constantly do 360-degree rotations.
A: Yo, I'm tired as fuck.
B: Why?
A: I gave Candice a Vietnamese Doorknob last night.
B: Oh...
When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.
My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.
Being as into doorknobs as much as you are into a passionate hobby. So much so that you are denial of it entirely.
Steve is a doorknob guy. He won't ever admit it, but we all know it's true.
The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.
The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.
The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age
Jim: how was your weekend Tom?
Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!
Dusty doorknob a person who gives bad vibes or just basically dusty
Kierra is a dusty doorknob she give me bad vibes and always be dusty
To pull ones pants down and bend over in an open doorway. Thus having a friend slam the door and the doorknob penatrate ones b-hole.
Hey Steve I could really go for a kentucky doorknob right now. Go ahead and slam the door!