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Dork

While driving to the airport today with my 70 year old uncle, he made me aware that back in his day, dork meant penis, but has since been replaced by the word dick.

So if some super old guy calls you a dork, its not as harmless of an insult as you think.

80 year old guy, "all of the kids these days that play flag football instead of tackle football are dorks."

Kid, "Man, the old guy just called me a penis"

by Big Hankie December 21, 2013

35๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dork

A masculine being that imitates the life and/ or lifestyle of other beings; may also threaten the being who's being imitated's life and/ or lifestyle mentally, verbally, and/ or physically if that being has shown any sign that he or she has any will, want, desire, need, and/ or etc. to continue living and/ or to proceed with the lifestyle being imitated.

"Paul is such a dork, Gene..!," Sheila exclaimed. "Do you think he's still crazy about his ex- girlfriend, or the fact that his ex- girlfriend dumped him like Blackstreet baggin' it up like a trash truck.?! He's been threatening her new man with shovels and axes about their relationship, claiming "That's the way I live..!" and "LET THAT BE MEEE..!!!" I think they oughta' call downtown and get LAPD.!! What do you think?!"

by Oloj' 'Dre December 31, 2011

56๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dork

Is a person who shows traits of AWESOMENESS and extreme KEWLNESS .

Guy- If I cut my hair I will get a girlfriend, I just know G
Girl -Your such a dork.

by truestandork March 7, 2015

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dork

Someone who is stupid and has no friends. Often confused with nerd and geek, a dork is someone who is not only stupid but is very lonely and friendless.

Don't be mean to dorks

Poor Stefan, that guy is a dork, we should be his friends

by trangset May 28, 2012

61๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


dork

anyone alienated from society for being an individual,i.e., derrogatory term used to describe someone or anyone who uses the term " i.e, "

I am a dork, i.e., not afraid to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. Plus I'm 6'2" 225 and can kick your ass!

by Christian June 25, 2003

48๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dork

Someone that, no matter how many disses they get from people in this room making definitions of them, are actually getting more chicks then everyone these days. And let's face it people, we're all dorks inside. We all want to be ourselves but we can't. But it seems like we don't even know what to consider a dork nowadays. So let's just call all the losers nerds or geeks...or better yet losers.

Jock #1: Dude, we can't let those dork fags take our girls. It's like a freaking dork revolution!

Jock #2: I know man. We can't let them. So let's just continue to get other chicks who are hotter and make them jealous.

Cool Jock: Like who else? All the actually hot and cool chicks are gone. I mean, their's always a couple of really hot chicks but they're all sluts/ dumbasses/ so not fun...

Random Faggish kid whose popular because of a corrupted society: Fuck that shit dude...i just wanna get wasted again

Cool Jock: You do that....I'm gonna go hang out with some of those dudes.

All the jocks: But they're like....

Cool Jock: Cool and not corrupted and really dumbasses like most of us? I know. Later.

by Xtreme Chri$$ April 1, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


dorks

really cool...strange...different people not to be confused with 'nerds' 'geeks' or 'geniouses'

2 am kayla tripped up stairs c/ she was drunk

what a dork

by Anonymous May 3, 2003

56๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž