An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
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brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room
that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!
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The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him
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Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.
We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.
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A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.
My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.
A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.
I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!
A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.