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douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room

that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!

by jess, val, derek January 26, 2008

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Douche Canoe

When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.

Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.

by JoeZii September 25, 2010

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douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd July 31, 2015

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douche canoe

Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.

We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.

by doucheelese March 21, 2008

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two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 29, 2012

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Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017


Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface January 15, 2016