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An incredibley smooth and suave individual, with a great taste for women, and a great sense of humor.
Okay, no really:
A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a numbnuts. Avoid at all costs.
Dude:"Step off douchebag, she's riding home with me."
DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh."
Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else."
DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."
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A liberal person, such as Michael Moore, that will use slander and propaganda to get their points across, because they are such a douchebag.
These people are douchebags: Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, Howard Dean, Al Franken....
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A person that tries to manipulate a persons feelings.
A person who makes "Maurawich" sandwiches for their girlfriend after ticking her off; what a Douchebag.
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Young upper class boy,usually a twin,often associated with anal sex,enjoys listening to George Michael,Frequents School in Blackrock College in Dublin and can be located in the Steam Room or Fudge Packaging Factory,Normally accompanied by one or more "friends" who often have online names representing sexual innuendos e.g. Kev69 or Backdoorslutimmy,Listens also to "gay Rock" such as the Band green Day who are also Douchebags, Would describe himself as Big if asked to sum himself up in one word,and Claims to have an extra mediumed size penis,usually the twin of "the Douchebag" is far superior although is a raging homosexual and does things like not going out on new year's eve,The twin also dabbles in anal sex,To sum it up all that can really be said about a Douchebag is that he is a Douchebag!
Shut up Douchebag!
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Someone who throws others under the bus. Takes advantage of children. A snake unworthy of walking this earth.
I think I'll be a douchebag today and pretend my kid is mentally retarded.
Don't mind the crimes I am committing; I'm just a douchebag.
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Someone who acts like they are the shit, in all reality is not.
Tyler: Dude, i cant come over today.
Nick: Why?
Tyler: My house got hit by a meteor.
Nick: Your a douchebag tyler.
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Googling Google = Douchebag
YouTubing Youtube = Douchebag
UrbanDictionarying UrbanDictionary = Douchebag
Etc etc.
I googled google and it came up with a page that just said Douchebag..
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