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When you force feed your gf and then shove a butt plug up her anus for 4 days. Then take it out and keep her anus separated with your two index and middle finger. Finally shove your tongue in there and suck the shit out then give her a big wet slobbery kiss. The kiss should be performed in such a way that your tongues rotate in opposite directions like a tumble dryer
Ay bro why is your breath stinky cos’ I just gave my girl a Liberian Tumble Dryer
The audible and prolonged inhalation of air through ones teeth whilst doing a scrunched up 'ooh face'
The Car Mechanic wiped his hands with an oily rag whilst lazily eyeballing the car. Upon opening the bonnet he unleashed a Massive tooth dryer "This is going to be a big job" he exclaimed
hand dryers often don't go well with bins. You know what happens afterwards!
A word for my fists when a butch comes rude to me and my friends and acts like I won’t do shit . These tumble dryers are bisexual , and they’re coming for everyone !
“Don’t make me pull out the tumble dryers !”
Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.
F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?
M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
When something works out so well it's unbelievable.
"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."