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When someones mother is on their period.
Damn she is grumpy is your mums rent due?
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The words of a master procrastinator.
Person 1: Hey man why are you at this party? Don't you have like an assignment due tomorrow?
Person 2: Well you know what they say. Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.
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When you've officially dated/slept with a fat chick, therefore it is beneath you to ever do it again.
EXCEPTION: In times of extreme drought.
No way bro, I'd never hit that... I paid my dues.
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I killed my brother and he killed me. We spilled blood across the land. Killing in the name of religon.
Something the narrator doesnt understand. We are fools who ask the sheep when we go across the sea and ask them for their beliefs.
Does god tell you to kill? A divided country cannot stand I told them.
The disgrace I made is over now that my past has been erased The clear as a crystal end is near.
The main plan is not to look to Israel as the homelands might be Holy War.
On my base I know it like a scholar. Up high on my soapbox, Gavels leader in the seat of judgement Than-thou-could-be-messenger of the pulprit god.
Eh fuck that you finish the story.
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Also known as airtight. When a chick has all of her holes filled up at once.
I'm here for the gang-bang
Awesome, 3 dicks will due the trick
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Even the wicked noun should be given the credit due to him
In spite of all his wickedness,he has helped you;the devil should be given his due
To give the devil his due
A phrase often used as a slogan for motivation in a gym environment that is a secret guise for taking it up the ass.
*Gym man wearing a shirt saying 'rent is due'*
Oh look Nathan, that guy pays his rent by squatting for a great ass then offering it up.
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