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Just like any variation of the word blumpkin, this sensuous act occurs between two people who are in love with each other. A gentleman should climb into a dumpster, preferably behind a grocery store or fast food restaurant, begin shitting (pants are optional, but your ding dong must at least hang out the zipper). Then a close friend or whore will climb into the dumpster and begin to slob on the shitter's knob while he is pushing out all those juicy feces.
I was constipated after I ate at Checkers on Lewis Street, so, I walked in Blockbuster, but they wouldn't let me poo. Thankfully I stumbled across Zack's sister and a girl with the exact same name. I informed them of my condition, and they offered a Dumpster Blumpkin. So, that's how I spent my afternoon,between Checkers and Blockbuster, Dumpster Blumkining two ladies with the same name.
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A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.
"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"
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Porn that gets passed around between friends, usually on VHS or DVD.
"It's dumpster porn now man, everyone has seen it a million times."
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A very affectionate term of endearment, often used to describe a very thirsty woman who is often used by men only for her body (which usually is not very attractive); she is just a vessel in which men deposit their seminal discharge when they feel “in the mood”, hence the name “cum dumpster”
Terry: Hey bro, did you hear that Angelo fucked Christie last night?
Bowie: Yeah bro, Christie’s a total cum dumpster. Angelo was just trying to get laid for the second time this week.
Terry: Oh, interesting. Thanks for explaining that to me, you’re a great friend Bowie.
Bowie: Thanks Terry, now stop calling me at 3am on a Saturday and go back to bed.
Terry: Oof.
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A seemingly lucrative hookup option when influenced by substances, generally known to be of questionable quality while sober.
A substandard of the widely accepted rating system, a dumpster dime refers to one found while desperately scraping the bottom of the barrel at the end of the night. Desperation might ultimately lead to the acquisition of a dumpster nickel, however a dumpster dime will result in a 6 leaving the house in the morning.
You should have seen Nick at the bar last night; he was wading through the trash and landed himself a dumpster dime.
Taking a hot, steamy shit in someone’s backpack.
He’s gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.
As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
A raccoon
Fucken dumpster panda fucking up the garbage can again