Poison Dwarf

An ex-wife who sends offensive and threatening letters and emails to her former husband and his wife, and has been warned on a number of occassions by the Police for doing so.

A bitter and twisted money-grabbing bitch who cannot let go, and wants to be kept in the lifestyle she wants despite having been divorced years ago.

Aka red dwarf

I saw your ex-wife stopping around Dingwall. She looked like a bulldog chewing a piss-covered nettle patch. She really is a poison dwarf.

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Snorkel Dwarf

A Snorkel Dwarf is the act of inhaling gastric air from the partners asshole using a snorkel, can be done underwater also. this is not gender biased, mask not included. A kiss after for real romantics is an option.

"Hey baby I'm about to fart wrap those lips around my tube. pffft! ya my little snorkel dwarf! come kiss me, i like my own brand.

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angry dwarf

when a man is having intercourse he shrinks himself to dwarf size, climbs into the girls vagina and lives there for weeks on end

i havent seen johnny in a while he must have done the angry dwarf to that girl the other day

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Brown Dwarf

The most relatable celestial body.

It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored

"Dude I think there's dirt on the hubble telescope"
"No that's just a brown dwarf"

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dwarf throwing

to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned

"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"

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Sex Dwarf

A degenerate form of Ephebophilia, a "Sex Dwarf" is an underage male, usually between the ages of fourteen and sixteen, who willingly participates in homosexual sex acts (e.g., orgies) with older males over the age of twenty.

The resulting sexual acts often include bukkake, among other things, and are always done with the consent (often enthusiastic) of the boy in question.

"Sex Dwarves" are always boys with large gential endowments, despite their age, and are valued for being "innocent" and young.

Use of boys as "Sex Dwarves" is occasionally found in dominant practitioners of BDSM, where the "Sex Dwarf" in question is always the uke ("bottom"), and are often the subject of extreme forms of humiliation (e.g., being put on a leash like a dog).

"They all love your
Miniature ways --
You know what they say
About small boys..."
__________
Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf"

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dwarfed giant

The average height for a human being.

Gaylorn was 1m 85cm tall. He is definately a dwarfed giant.

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