When one is so disgusting, the woman is unable to get wet.
This guy was so revolting, I couldn’t get wet! He gave me Cuntile Dysfunction!!!!
When you're too sad to jerk off, even though nutting would make you feel better
Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"
A condition where an individual constantly corrects everyone for even the slightest errors (such as a FB post word spelling or how your roommate/partner stacks the dishes) .
I wish they had a pill to cure my boyfriend's correctall dysfunction.
When your navigation system isn't working.
I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.
The inability of the loser of a Presidential election to be able to accept the results.
Donald Trump suffers from electile dysfunction because he doesn’t accept that he lost the 2020 Presidential election.
Constant state of needing a fat shit.
I have rectile dysfunction.