Earl Camino

Inspired by Earl Hickey's hoopty-ride on the "My Name Is Earl" TV series.

An older, well used and abused car or station wagon that has been crudely cut up and modified to become a sort of pick-up truck. Similar to a Chevy El Camino, Ford Ranchero or an Australian "ute", but must appear to be handbuilt. Ideally, the body panels should be at least three different colors, or two colors and primer. Extra style points for rust, exposed welds and use of duct tape. These vehicles are also referred to as El Cars or El Trucks.

"Check out the mullet on that guy in the Earl Camino parked next to us!"

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Earl Nino

(noun)
1. A storm that destroys West Coast trailers with walls of mud then buries the East Coast in snow
2. Trailer-ese for people who can't pronounce El Niño or the word "Oil"

Mabel had to get more heating earl delivered. She was freezin her ass off cuz of that there Earl Nino.

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duke of earl

1.A title, a status if you will, given to one who always comes through for you in a clinch.

2.Someone who overachieves at anything

Note: You can also achieve duke status

1.Joe Dirrrrrt is the duke of earl for bringing the beer to the party.


2.Joe achieved duke status by hooking up with the hottest chick in school.

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dook of earl

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.

Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.

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Sweaty Earl

When a guy masturbates into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.

While my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, I gave her a sweaty earl. The best part was, she was running so late, she didn't have time to change socks.

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Earl Sweatshirt

Birth name, Thebe Kgositsile, the roughly-put hottest rapper out of OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB. He raps about coke, raping hoes and bodily fluids. He has not recently been making music, due to his sudden dissapperence. Some sources believe that he is attending Coral Reef Academy in Samoa. As of this date, his mother will not allow him to release music. He also does not know about the group's rising fame. The OF members vow to free him from Samoa and "rule the world."

OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB!!!!!!!!!! FREE EARL!!!!!!
FUCK EARL SWEATSHIRT'S MOM

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duke of earl

Refers to a non-espresso drink often made at coffee/tea shops in the Seattle-Tacoma area. It consists of a small amount of vanilla syrup (dependent on the size of the cup), an earl grey tea bag with a small amount of water to steep the tea and steamed milk. It is a lightly flavored, creamy alternative to straight tea. It can be made with other flavors of tea or syrups, which it is then referred to as simply a "duke". It is also less popularly known as an "Earl Grey Latte" at the corporate coffeehouse Starbucks.

Girl: I am dying for a Duke of Earl from Oppenheimer Cafe! Starbuck's Earl Grey Lattes taste like shit...

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