A man with an absurdly long, girthy penis. The sheer size of his schlong will devastate anyone who crosses his path.
The cutest lil guy ever❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
You should date me soon Easton:)
Probably a dude that watches nothing but anime and plays tuba in the band.
"That Easton guy sure is a character."
eastons are hot as fuck and sometimes you think to youself "damn i'd like to fuck him" but they have the worst personality ever they will flirt with you and use your body to pleasure themselves but they also are pleasureing themselves to other girls as well
girl 1"oh my look it's that hot ass easton kid"
girl 2"he's hot but the biggest player ever"
The most annoying person you will ever meet. he will make your life a living hell and never want to make you happy. If theirs an Easton in your life run while you can.
Kid 1- Dude look Easton's coming
Kid 2- Quick don't look and walk away