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A dirty slag that produces green discharge.
Shagged every lad it has seen.
Built like a lamppost
Oh no! Eastwoods pregnant again.
A beautiful girl so beautiful that there barely any words to explain she's probably short and has dark brown hair she probably has good taste in guys and when she likes a guy she doesn't want to tell them but it ends up getting to them and they like her back she's joyful and sexy and has big mouth wick is what everyone likes her.
Guy 1 julia Eastwood likes me Guy 2 lucky Guy 1 I need to think of the perfect way to tell her
he is such a matt eastwood, one day he supports manchester united, the next day it's liverpool.
NOUN
1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.
2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.
3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.
4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.
1. When you take 1 breast in each hand and spin them around in outward circles with your face in between them.
2. When a talk show host dances to the wiggles song "Do The Propeller"
1. "Hey man! You know that busty chick Denise?"
"Yeah bro. Why?"
"Cause last night I took her perfect titties and gave her an Eastwood Propeller"
2. "Dude there goes Ken doing the Eastwood Propeller on air again"
A scary gang of girls that run the Essex area
Some may say the og mafia
Some known members are
Chloe smith
Charmaine smith
Louanna Eastwood
Teresa Eastwood
Elizabeth Eastwood
Elliemay Eastwood
And obviously the leader Lena brown who has muscles like the green hulk himself🤞💪🏽
‘OMG Eastwoods united is in avely village terrorising people again’
‘I know that’s the sort of geezers they are’💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Cling Eastwood: A guy you rebound dated, and when it's over-it's never over, not ever! Not for him, because he loves YOU and only you forever...Not time, space or cops can stop him from "loving" you....Stalker Alert! Do whatever it takes to lose this soul-sucking vampire from taking your everything.
My best friend had to leave town because of dating Cling Eastwood....What a douche he turned out to be!