A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.
He had an Eduardo Retardo cock!!
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When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.
I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.
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when a person is doing a handstand in the nude with their toes touching the wall and someone else sits on their buttocks and poops in their anus
Man, I gave that fucker a dirty eduardo last night and this morning, he shit out his mouth!
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Eduardo a gay faget typically hates girls only likes guys and loves kissing boys but has a very gay body type sucks at talking to girls and is and overall pussy
Your such and βEduardo bitchβ jeez
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when you have a dream that your friend Eduardo has sex with another one of your friends
friend 1: hey what dream did you have last night
friend 2: had a dirty Eduardo with you in it
"George lets go out the back for some Eduardo Parker"
The most BAD kid that gets introuble and doesnβt give TWO FUCKS about anything!