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Edward Cullen is an idiotic 107 year old virgin who got his glowing crap from the Chernobyl accident, and should die!
Person 1: LIKE OMG, I'm not gonna marry until I find someone like Edward Cullen!!!
Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...
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A) An overprotective creep.
B)Someone who needs to go to the tanning booth/ not wear makeup.
"This one Edward Cullen tried to save me from a speeding van the other day!"
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n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.
Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night
Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"
Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
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1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.
2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.
Rick: "That Edward Cullen, man..."
Roll: "I know! He could get beat by Herman Munster!"
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--A sparkly demented fairy who is a creeper.
--Sparkly infuri
--Referring to a dumb, or stupid person
1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy! I mean...he SPARKLES!
2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!
3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!
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He’s the kind of psychotic guy with many issues who sneaks into girls’ bedrooms to watch them sleep.
Apparently he suffers from a horrible disease in which he believes he is a “vampire”, yet also a 108 year old teenage boy.
As you can see, this very charming and handsome fuckboy will lure girls such as Isabella Swan to suffer from thinking she would rather die than be away from him.
Bella Swan: OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SO HANDSOME!!!! Sksksksksk
Random person: wtf
EVERY.BOYFRIENDS.NIGHTMARE!!!
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The hottest Vampire that will protect you and steal your girl
Twilight new moon
Bella: Were breaking up Jacob...
Jacob: Its cause of that bloodsucker huh?
Bella: Its always been Edward Cullen!