The act of ejaculating forcefully
Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
Eggplant Parmesan = Sucking dick until it explodes cream cheese all over your face
Come over tonight I'm making you eggplant Parmesan
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The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.
Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.
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a old mans (above age of 80) penis
That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.
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A group of people that get together to BS at work
We are a eggplant parm!
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When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)
Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.
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ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face
I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.
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