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Emerson's Life

Fucked up; a bowl of shit

My life is Emerson's Life

by EmersonB May 10, 2012

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Emerson Unit

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.

That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.

by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014

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Emerson Bigguns

Literally translated to "them are some big ones" referring to nearly anything, although usually to a women's breasts, see bigguns. Also used in reference to individuals called Emerson, as a way of indicating that he has large testicles, or possibly only that he is cool

Emerson Bigguns on that girl!

Emerson Bigguns, I was wondering when I would see you again!

That Emerson Bigguns is one bad ass mofo!

by Emerson Bigguns December 13, 2007

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emerson park

emerson park is a school full of rich white people that are probs embarrassed to be friends with black people

hi, i go to emerson park

*rubs ears* hi i am a rich white person

by emersonhater101 September 17, 2021


emerson scotland

literally the best person in the world. if you don't know one or aren't choosing to be HIS friend your a loser. also if they have a brother he's probably ugly in his opinion but everyone else thinks he's hot.

bro i wish i knew a emerson scotland. he seems cool as.

he is

by dnaltocs nosreme May 17, 2023


Freya Emerson

A Freya Emerson is someone whose shy on the outside but strong on the inside, like a ferrero rocher. She may have have problems but isnt too codependent. she trusts her friends and is a caring, loving person to her closest friends or families, if she is your friend you area very lucky person who takes care of her.

person 1: Freya Emerson is epic
Freya Emerson: wtf

by StarryLizz December 1, 2019


emerson college

A Boston communications college which specializes in performing arts, film, and journalism. "Gay or a smoker by the time you graduate or your money back". Huge "Hipster" scene, full of film, theatre and music snobs/intellectuals. It is usually where all the acting and musical theatre Tisch rejects end up going instead.

"Uh! That crazy musical theatre psycho bitch just put her clove out on my new Brighteyes tee-shirt!"
"Oh don't worry about her. She's just still bitter about being rejected from Tisch and being forced to perform with sub-par Emerson College acting majors."
"What a bitch. Come on, let's go dye our hair."
"Sounds deck."

by AnArtichokeQueen December 14, 2005

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