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Emily

From the very first moment you meet Emily, the way she looks at you will make you feel as if you've been friends with her your whole life. Emily is the only girl of your dreams who will come true. She will show up in your life disguised as the muse Serendipity or, "happy accident" and as convincing as she may be, Emily herself is no accident. At times, she may not always know exactly what she is doing. Nevertheless, Emily's actions will always be intentional and deliberate. It's easy to be fooled. She has the power to tear ANY man apart if she so chooses to but if your love for Emily is true, you will be able to gaze deeply into her endless blue eyes and see underneath her clever camouflage to discover that deep down, Emily is a diamond. Perfect and flawless. Her soul is as free as a new born baby and feels just as soft and cool, but she is no push over. She'll always do as she pleases even though you may not approve. It is wise to never ask Emily "why?". Doing so will make you go insane. If you happen to be lucky enough to have a friend named Emily then you are blessed with infinite inspiration and endless imagination. It is because of Emily that mankind has dared venture into outer space.

Hero: "Emily you have made me so angry that I want to murder innocent happy good looking children!!!"

Emily: "Whoa!! Check it out dude!! Look what I made!"

Hero: "Uh.. OH! WOW! That's awesome, Em!! How did you do that?!!"

Emily: "I'm not telling!!"

by Chuck Studly August 3, 2009

5897πŸ‘ 2648πŸ‘Ž


Emily

The most amazing, beautiful person you will ever know. She is sweeter than gummy bears and she is spectacularly smart but doesn't exactly think so. She is a gift to the world.

Person 1: "Whoa she is such an Emily."
Person 2: "I know right?"

by Sandwich112233 October 6, 2013

34πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Emily

Emily is you. Emily is me. We are all Emily. Emily is the glistening corner piece of a condom wrapper left on the stained carpet of a frat house. Emily is the person who says "MY BOYS ^.^" when she hears people talking about BTS. Emily will always be the person eating snacks in the back of the class with her laptop open.

She's 5'10

Emily, you spilled your White Claw again!

by kuyateton March 17, 2020

30πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Emily

An amazing human being, all around perfect. The type of person that you can hang out with for the rest of your life and never have arguments. Memes are their life, never take away the memes or that will cut you. They will support you through thick and thin, Emily is overall just a fantastic, beautiful, and intelligent person. (Also super cool)

Person 1: WOW! That human sure is very cool!

Person 2: Not gonna happen dude, that's Emily. Way out of your league.

Person 1: I'm sure that they are cool! *walks up to Emily* Hey bro!

Emily: Hey, what's up brotato?

Person 1: Oh nothing much, I just was wondering if you would like to join me in eating snacks and watching dank YouTube videos.

Emily: YOU ARE NOW MY BEST FRIEND.

Person 2: M3m3s r stooped.

Emily: *hisses and kills person 2*

very cool person awesome I love you Emily <3

by Lil d0rk Memer April 19, 2016

28πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Emily

Since I am an Emily, here’s what I know: We strive to cheer people up and risk our own preferences just so they can be happy. Our love language is usually acts of service, because that's how we show love to others. The quickest way to become friends with us is to do an act of service. We may seem shy at first, but once we get to know you, we can be bubbly, outgoing, even crazy energetic. We're also very loyal and prefer long term relationships. We never want to let go of someone we truly care about. When we make friends, we look for intelligent and hardworking people. We read people's expressions and eyes to tell what they're feeling and even thinking so we can better interact with them. We strive to achieve and accomplish tasks and partake in many hobbies because we love to be active and busy. We tend to stick up for opinions we feel strongly about. However, we don’t let our feelings show to anyone because we don't want to affect others happiness. That’s why we can pull off a real-looking fake smile. Emilys are hard workers, but some call it over-achieving. We don't relax until we're physically unable or have nothing else to do.

Friend: "Hey, do you want to grab an ice cream or a coffee?"
Emily:"I'm fine with whatever you want."

by Ultrae June 4, 2020

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Emily

Emily is a kind, caring and generous individual. She thrives on a challenge, facing it with enthusiasm and confidence. She is a great leader and dedicates herself to making others happy. As well as this she is easy to talk to and have fun with - in a responsible manner. Genuinely, she tries her best and wishes the best for the people around her.

"Yo, dude who are you voting for?" asked Sophie.
"Ich denke Emily!" declared Ruby in true spirit.

by lyfiscool September 29, 2016

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Emily

an amazing friend that you can be true to. she is trustworthy and a strong character. Emily is funny friendly and is a true friend.

I'm so glad that Emily is my friend.

by Beckybb52 March 6, 2012

41πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž