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The emo boy is a pathetic, unoriginal attention seeker who hopes to get somewhere in love and life by jumping on the bandwagon of the lattest faddy scene. Often like bands such as My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy who can't play / sing / write a good song.
Could possibly be gay and just hasn't come out of the closet.
Emo boy: My life is shit *cries* even though it isn't really. *Cries* Its still shit!!! *cries* Give me attention!
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Kids and teenagers, who wear girls pants several sizes too small, with hair so straight and combed that they must not have a life. They usually travel in groups, and are easily identified because they cluster in "pecks" like jellyfish. Like jellyfish, they have no brains and no guts. They listen to music and cry. They also do not have feelings and are incapable of dying. This is due to the amount they cut themselves. The only way to kill one is to take off the head, with a bat or cudgel, because they are immune to blades. Fire doesn't work, but water will destroy their "hair", which coupled with their pants, is the source of their minions, the dim "emo girls" who follow them, like a tail follows a dog. This means that the emo kids can be put down like a dog, out of a love of our community. They are the opposite of Chuck Norris in every way, except for their almost magical ability to attract women.
I walked into the music store, but there was this emo boy in my way, so I kicked him in the face and left the store.
Dude, I grabbed this person's ass because I thought they were some hot chick I knew, but then I realized I was holding the anus of a emo boy.
I had this emo boy's head in my rifle's crosshairs, but he deflected the bullets with a CD of a sucky band.
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new wave bitches that are a little too late. something like 25 years or so.
emo boys are a bunch of bitches.
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Hot hair typically jet black and shaggy!
listens to emo music like modest mouse & the killers for example...emo boys aren't afraid to let their emotions go...and tend to have a lot of girl friends
a fine example of an emo boy is seth cohen off the o.c
emo boys are hot and have re-invented the meaning of hot hair!!!
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An excuse for girls to indirectly call themselves emo. One day every homosexual couple with black hair kissing will be labelled emo.
Some chick: OMG LOOK THAT GUY IS SO EMO!111
Some chicks friend: YEAH OMG WEN EMO BOYS KISS IT IS SO HOT!
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An emo boy is a boy who cross dresses, and attracts lots of females by it. Basically, he's a cheap imitation of goth. (Don't argue that he isn't, because well, look at him.) He can actually spell literaly on the internet, but then, doesn't take the effort to. Sometimes, it's so.. unliteral, that you can barely understand what they're trying to say. (Don't get me wrong, one or two typo's are okay, but then, writing like this "OMFG I H4V3 A DIN0S4URR!!!".. is... retarded.) He likes to cry, and whine about how his girlfriend left him because of his penis size. :). kidding, but who knows?
You see that kid crying there? the one that looks like a woman, well, he's an emo boy. Today, I kissed my girlfriend, only to find out that she was emo, and not actually a girl..
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