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Is a shitehole usually hated by any of it's previous colonies
1) Scotland absolutely fucking hate England
2)Catholics, Republicans and Nationalists of Norn Iron FUCKING HATE ENGLAND TO THE CORE
3)Anyone from Ireland (understandably)
4)Any African country they colonised and brutally supressed the people in for example. South Africa
5)Any American except the government and the don't know the difference between uk and gb
6)Last but not least, all French monarchy(though we all know what happened to them
Scotish fella: Do you hate England
Cath from NI: Eigh I feckin' hate 'em
Irish lad: same 'ere
Any African person who's country they : Fucking hate the place
American lad(he is 0.00000000000001% Irish): Absolutely hate 'em
Louis XVI: 💀
<noun> Geography;
The largest and most populous country in Great Britain, the largest island of an archapelago located 20 miles to the North-West of the European continent. England has borders with Scotland and Wales; Elsewhere, it is mainly bounded by the North sea and the English Channel.
It's capital city is London, which is also it's main economical and governmental heart. The government itself is known as a parliamentary democracy consisting of political parties whose members are elected into 'seats' in the House of Commons. Each member represents a constituency (usually a city or group of towns) and if elected is then known as an MP or Member of Parliament.
The Monarchy of England is symbolic and plays no powerful role in the political system, although they are the rulers of the State, and the Commonwealth by name.
London is also the capital city of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, with it's members: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (in order of land mass).
Britain had the largest empire ever known, covering just under one third of the Earth's surface, on which "the sun never set."
==> The name 'England' derives from "Angle-Land" from the Anglo-Saxons who settled here in the 4th-8th centuries A.D. Which also explains foreign names for our country, e.g. "Angleterre" in French.
ENGLISH PERSON: "I am from England."
ENGLISH PERSON 2: "Oh. Me too."
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A country that invented many things: Steam locomotives, the computer, football, jet engine, the industrial revolution, the early tank and many more.
England also took over 1/3 of the world with the help of Wales and Scotland once they were all united. English is the 3rd biggest language in the world with up to 1.8 billion people that can speak the language.
England is also one of the most hated countries in the world due to england being in almost every war in modern history and then winning most of the wars.
Englands oldest foe was France as both countries had been at war mostly all the time beggining from the middle ages till France was defeated some time around 1800
England is united with scotland, wales and northern ireland
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England is a quaint land surrounded by Scotland, Wales and Ireland (Northern and the Republic of), who make up the United Kingdom, or UK, as well as a few small Islands nobody cares about.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
"Say, you're from England aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
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A rainy country I have learned to love
Person: what is England like?
Me: It's always wet just like your mum's easy pussy
Person: fun...
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Full of inbred sheep shagging bastards with crooked noses and are a bunch of posh Cunts that are stuck up their own arse their shit heads
When you go to England you will see a bunch of posh cunts
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A country that is bad and good... just like any other country! Country of people like Orlando Bloom, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie (House), Richard Branson, Sir Francis Drake, Alfred Hitchcock, David Bowie, Elton John, Stephen Hawking, David Beckham, Jk Rowling, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters and Nock Hornby to name a few!
OK, there are a lot of chavs and idiots like that in England but if you go to areas like Cornwall, Devon, Dartmoor and the Pennines you'll see the real England.
Other countries are no better or worse, they are still a mix of amazing people and scum.
If you hear England and think of stereotypes like having black teeth and idiots think of Stephen Hawking- he probably wouldn't have survived if he had been American, due to the rubbish health system
Lots of places in England have their fair share of chavs and idiots but there are genuinely amazing people there if you hard enough.
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