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A group of people or the much maltreated (by its original speakers) language. The former are racists who allow tabloids and rampant racism to rule their lives and government (look at Phillip). The latter is simultaneously one of the most and least expressive of the gamut of poetic languages of the world. The idea of the concept word is foreign (why are they stealing our jobs and seeking asylum?!) to most English speakers but it has managed to become one of the major business languages of the world.

The English, by and large, don't know how to speak English. They make shit up and call it a language but it's really only a lingua franca.

by IHateAmericansawholefuckinglot July 19, 2011

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English

The only language many Americans think is all they'll ever need and what all U.S. immigrants are unfairly expected to learn.

A person who can speak three languages is trilingual.
A person who can speak two languages is bilingual.
A person who can speak only one language is English.

by ISpeakzAmericaneze August 1, 2009

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english

The highest scoring NBA player from the 1980's who played for the Denver Nuggets. His shots reportedly had so much spin that they would be redirected towards the basket after bouncing off the front rim.

The term can be used to describe a shot in any sporting event that involves putting spin on a ball.

Man you should put more 'english' on the cue ball.

by acruz August 5, 2010

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Englished

When you are spending all of your time with a guy who acts like he is into you. He pays for your meals and holds your hand and tells you how great you are and how pretty you are and sends you mixed messages all the time. But he doesn't want to go any further than that. He just wants a pretty girl to hang out with and make him feel better about himself. This guy either has 1. an overall fear of commitment 2. a FWB with an ugly chick that he can't bring in public 3. can't get over his ex. Possibly all three. Origins: Eric English - the master of the game

I thought Adam wanted to date me but turns out I was just being Englished.

by Penelope Honeywell May 24, 2017

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English

1. A bunch of wimps who tried to conquer Scotland multiple times but failed each time; the only reason "Great Britain" exists is because of a SCOTTISH king who took the throne of England and ended up betraying his own kin.

2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.

1. Battle of Bannockburn, Scottish Wars of Independence,
Scottish Soldier #1: "Sir, the English are advancing! They've got us outnumbered seven to one!"

Scottish Soldier #2: "Perfect, they didn't bring enough to win this fight!"
2. WW1, WW2

by Broke@USEast March 8, 2011

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English

-superior to Norwegian people, especially those from Aalesund.
- the more superior kind of English person is those that are short and have curly ginger hair. They are awesome

That short English girl with the ginger curly hair is insanely cooler and superior to the Norwegian guy." "He must be from Aalesund

by Willy-Johnson October 3, 2010

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english

it is the language that is said all over the world, from all countries that are or were in the british empire. it is an ugrade and and more sencable verision of welsh, whish was the language that was spoken in england many moons ago' then someone desided to change it to make it more appropriate.

English: " hello my name is paul and i enjoy rimming and drinking orange juice."

Welsh: " hallo fi noj oi paul enf i enfip rimmoj enf gihnkif orago juid."

by mike2ky October 18, 2006

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