The hot chickBadass Army GFLidol Erie...stories
Girl: I wish I was a lidol erie :(
Guy: I know! You would be such a hot chick...
Girl: Why do you say that?
Guy: Because Lidol Erie is a hot chick, the hot chick.
Girl: & she's not just any hot chick !
Guy: Yeah, that's true. She's a soldier's hot chick!
Girl: *siiiigh*
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A random small town in Colorado. Full of pizza shops.
Im going to Erie, Colorado to eat some pizza.
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Dumbass-ery means that there is too much dumbass('s) for a human to handle.
Someone: my discord mental health server got deleted that saved people from killing themselves because my school thought it was "NoT sAfE"
Someone2: This is dumbass-ery
Eris Loris Is a hacker in the game"Among Us" That breaks all the servers once it joins.
Eris Lores Is so annoying
A Beri Eri is a girl that has a penis longer than the average. A Beri Eri gets sexually aroused by performing intimate activities with bird-like creatures, an example of a bird-like creature could be a duck.
person 1: you are into some weird shit, mate.
Person 2: no I am not
Person 1: you are a Beri Eri.
Son: mother I like girls, but only a Beri Eri.
mother: that is fine I support you
Upon Lake Erie, there is a method of extraction.
The alleged victim is dipped repeatedly into the lake headfirst until the water overwhelms the person, and then dunked in again, until the fishes eat up his toes. As long as the individual hasn't "tainted" the waters, he will be rececitated.
We had to give em the Erie Teabag... He wouldn't cooperate.
Me. Quirky at times, and always fun. Rowdy and willing to get dirty, but cleans up and gets the job done. Eris is the perfect person to date if you love going on adventures. She will date almost anyone, no matter the gender. Come down if you want the booty!
lol i can't take it! HAHAHAhaha lol i love my name, and this is all true. Eris Harper. Me.