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Evelyn

Some girl that has a thing for lads shorter than her. Does she have a fetish for dwarfs?? Idk but it sure seems like that. She also only hangs out with lads out of school because she’s a slag who leads them on and makes them depressed because she’s like that. She also has this weird obsession with the colour yellow??

*boy under the height of 4’5 walks past*
Evelyn- “damn I’ll suck him off so much that there’d be nothing left of him to suck”

by Not a French Pleb January 27, 2020

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Evelyn

An Evelyn is a total bitch. She is manipulative and will use your kindness against you. She will also steal your boyfriend and keep him trapped. He will not be allowed to see his friends and she will stab anyone who will get too close to him.

That bitch, Evelyn, stole my boyfriend.

by Nostrilhair November 11, 2019

3👍 16👎


Evelyn

Slag, rat and horrible person. She should genuinely just die. Bitchy lesbian who secretly fucks her friends.

Omg it’s Evelyn again .. UGHHH

by Sjsjjsbeam November 24, 2021

1👍 4👎


Evelyn

Evelyn is that girl that everyone hates, she is not loyal. Once she gets you to like her, she will betray you and move on. Don't be friends with an Evelyn, they will break your heart and shatter it into pieces. They are 100% fake and talk behind your back when you least expect it. Watch out, there's an Evelyn.

Evelyn is a fake friend.

by wuiefjncaiJ December 14, 2018

5👍 36👎


Evelyn

A biker girl who often removes clothes as she murders enemy clubs, and / or will run around naked looking for yoghurt

That chick crazy like Evelyn

by ursaggynan October 31, 2016

8👍 49👎


Evelyn

Evelyn is a girl who obsesses over ugly soccer players and doesn't know how to grammar. She thinks the plural version of monkey is monkies. It's so sad :(. But, besides that, she is a pretty cool human bean who has a good sense of humor.

Did she just spell monkeys as monkies? Oh, that girl is such an Evelyn!

by 420slaveit December 5, 2016

8👍 72👎


Evelyn

A gold digger

A Evelyn is some one that takes Ike’s wallet

by RyanOchoa November 14, 2018

3👍 21👎