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a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.
also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.
usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...
often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them
apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for
hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)
again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys
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What dumb mentally retards think. They hate everyone. Hating everyone is what only Mentally Retarded people think. Only Mentally retarded people hate everyone.
Person 1: Fuck Everyone!
Physcologist: You are definitly mentally retarded.
Person: How dare you call me Mentally Retarded.
Physcologist: You need help.
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Everyone has a mirror to see themselves, but everyone loves their reflection only from their own mirror, because a servant never fails to be loyal to the owner. Whereas the mirror that others show you is from their perspective and you’ll not like to see the true image that is not from your own mirror, which is impossible because the servant never does what the owner won’t like.
P1: sick of being everyones... loyal humble punching bag!
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A very smart and kind person who can be shy at times. But opens up a bit when you have one on one conversations. Trustworthy and supportive no matter what. Always has your back and is not afraid to tell you the truth of what you're really thinking. Loves owls, riding his bike in the rain and being around his friends. Has insecurities but is still only human. He is respectful, kind, and caring. Somewhat sporty with good sportsmanship. Must realize that it is ok to let his guard down and relax a bit. Must learn to take his own advice sometimes too. Has a good sense of humour and never offends anyone intentionally. Good to talk to late at night when you can't sleep. He listens even if it is something small that is bothering you. Can be sensitive but strong too. He is someone you want in your life for a shoulder to cry on to someone who can say something to make your day better.
Someone: Who's Blake?
Me: A friend that everyone needs. A Blake Everyone needs.
a phrase owned by the king himself Louis Tomlinson he commonly tweets it to check on is fans
hey did you see Louis tweeted yesterday
really what did he say
Hope everyone is alright!
of course he did
with the kroger app prices go low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
YES FINALLY THE SLOGEN IS kroger, fresh for everyone
Blue text on trending definitions is what everyone seems to be doing these days.
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