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Short term for Enema-gland examination. This is an inspection of the anus to determine whether an enema is required prior to it being penetrated by a "gland" (penis). This method is used to minimize the effects of 'stink dick'
Popular usage by teens in Tasmania, Australia.
"Mate, I heard you went through the backdoor last night, how was it?"
"Horrible mate, she failed her England exam. I spent half the night looking for a 24/7 pharmacy to pick up an enema and a pack of condoms."
"Sorry bro... at least you didn't get stink dick"
"Yeah true that, ay bro."
A hunger comparable to that which comes with being stoned. Elevated by stress, exam munchies are usually at their worst on the day of the exam, causing you to consume ridiculous amounts of food.
Eli: Man, I think I'm going to barf all over my final.
Jim: You sick?
Eli: Nah, I had a crazy case of the exam munchies. I ate four packs of cookies and a box of corn pops before leaving.
That period between the end post-secondary exams and the next day you can think.
"I pushed myself too hard during exam period. It's been two days since the end of school and I still can't think because of this exam hangover. Time to go back to bed."
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So far, I have tried to brush my teeth with hair gel and tried to walk though a door before opening it, but that's the sacrifice you make for a good education.
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Giving oral sex, either to a man or a woman.
Later on she is going to give me an oral exam.
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When studying for important exams, such as university finals, and one allows oneself to devour great quantities of junk food and snacks, a person will gain exam weight. This is the weight put on during exam time, as a direct result of said eating. Similar to winter weight that people gain during Christmas.
"I've been eating so many brownies during exams, I think I've gained some weight."
"Aye, that'd be the exam weight"
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What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.
Man: "Need a titty exam?"
Lady: "What's that?"
Man: "I'll show you."
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One of the best exams you will ever take
Dude 1: "dude I took my prostate exam today. It felt great. But I can't sit down"
Dude 2: "dude you could've just asked for a finger bang"
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