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The best fucking overused excuse used to end things with a clingy annoying girl who is super desperate and won’t leave ur ass alone
Girl: “you make me so happy”
Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”
When at an Indian family gathering you discover that the mithai is in fact delicious (as compared to being not delicious) and eat 12 pieces claiming that because it is blessed food you should have it.
Thank your mom for that handmade mithai. I ate 5 pieces citing the prasad excuse.
An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.
Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.
excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy
-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
Going past the destination/doing more than asked and thus failing to complete an objective.
Son: Mom, you forgot to pick me up.
Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.
Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse
when the loser find an excuse to blame the winner for winning
you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.