fbi warning

watching porn

I'm going home to watch some FBI warnings.

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FBI OPEN UP

The thing you hear before the FBI busts through your door and raids your entire house for loli.

*knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE

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Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.

La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)

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FBI OPEN UP

When you listen to loli breathing as you jiggle your sausage.

Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*

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FBI warning of doom

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.

"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me

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fbi open up

hentai uncensored loli?
oh I don't like where this is going.

kanna-san:Senpai....Deeeppeeerrr
fbi:fbi open up!

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Fbi open up

Always use incognito mode to prevent hearing this

Anime fbi open up

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