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When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
A down right dirty lier. You can not believe a word he says. He'll lie just to benefit himself despite contingent damage. And a user he is. A professional dog that can sniff out difficulty and lie his way around it. This can also be a female. "That SOB is such a Fib Hound, I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him.
Letting it crust in order to increase in length, girth, and width
“Yo, have you started fibbing. Your Johnson is looking much heftier!”
(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
A lie told to a law enforcement officer by recalled car owners to get out of a ticket.
Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?
Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.
Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
A phrase, which was introduced by the popular YouTuber Vlog Creations, which expresses the feeling that someone is fibbing. "Straight fib" is nerdy alternative to the modern phrase "straight cap."
"Nah, bro, that's straight fib."